The Bible...retold...

I watched 'Dogma' yesterday morning...very early in the morning...about 2-3 o'clock...
it's quite a...how do I say this...disturbing and provoking movie...
I found striking similarities with 'I, Lucifer'...the book I read some time ago...
ít gives out controversial ideas about christianity...
like...God is a She...angels are not so holy after all... given the many times they say f*** in the movie...
and Jesus is actually black, and so does the thirteenth apostle...yes, the thirteenth...it is not a typo error...
and gosh...alanis morisette as God...creative but disturbing...ha..ha..canadian God... :p joking joking...

okay, the story is basically about these two angels who were cast out from heaven and wanted to come back...
they found a loophole in God's decree when they found out that their sins can be forgiven if they pass through an arch in a church...thus, they can go back to heaven...
but, if they go back to heaven, they will prove that God can be wrong since He..or She...is the one who cast them out from heaven...this will destroy the entire existence...basically the whole universe...
what makes it worse is that God is nowhere to be found...He...or She...is on holiday on earth and hasn't come back yet...
so metatron, God's voice, asked the last Sion, a woman named Bethany supposedly the last descendant of Jesus, to prevent the two angels from achieving their goals...
and so the story goes...

too bad I didn't really like the ending...