Meme me this, meme me that...

One of the few memes that I do...

My ex is non-existent. Never had a relationship before. Kinda pathetic, I know.
Maybe I should start watching that Signals webcast. I have no mood to study and my exam is starting in, what, one week.
I love someone who, at this moment, is too busy to notice my existence.
I don’t understand many many things. Fourier transform for signals, P & NP problems, operating systems, why life can be so sucky, the inside of a woman's head, etc.
I lose my concentration everytime I start studying.
People say I’m a nice guy. Whatever that means. I wish they know that sometimes it's tiring to be one.
Love is something I have not understand.
Somewhere, someone is sitting alone in his dimly lit tiny little room infront of a computer wishing he's somewhere else doing something else with someone special.
I will always have a slight phobia to the word 'always'. I'm not afraid of change, but being in a somewaht perpetual constant state scares the hell out of me.
Forever is utopic. The thing that can only happen in a Hallmark world.
I never want to be in this kind of shit ever again.
I think the current US President is a big joke.
When I wake up in the morning I say to myself, "Here we go again."
My past was a really dull, non-exciting life until...
I get annoyed when when someone important to me lies to me.
Parties are for hanging out with friends. And score free food and booze if there's any.
My dog is non-existent.
My cat is non-existent as well. Never really a pet person.
Kisses are the best when...I have no idea being a kiss-virgin. The first one, I guess.
Tomorrow is an illusion, a concept pre-conceived by the nauseating optimist lot as one of the building blocks for an even more ming-boggling idea called hope.
I really want to live happy.
I have low tolerance for people who are obnoxious, self-righteous, condescending bastards/bitches who think they know everything.

stolen from notchet