Overheard in Magic : Smogsteed Rider, Made In China

In the middle of a Winston draft,

Me : Yeah, Japanese Smogsteed Rider. 50% more powerful.

Erick : No, no. It's Chinese. It should be weaker.

Me : So it's 50% weaker?

Erick : Should be 1/1 then.

Me : And it gives fear only randomly to other creatures. When attacking, some creatures will say, 'Argh, what happened to my fear?'

Erick : Hahaha...

Me : Stop piracy! Don't buy pirated Smogsteed Rider.

I have nothing (well, perhaps a bit) against the Chinese but you must admit that they are (in)famous for copying things and passing them as their own.