The moon is a vegetarian

This is from one of the blogs I read (my ex-philo prof).

Zoë and I were going out to a restaurant together. She looked behind.

zoe: The moon is following us. He must be going to a restaurant, but a different one. Where they eat stars. So the moon is a vegetarian.

JH: Because stars aren't made of meat?

zoe: Right.

And she's like 3-4 years old. That's one hell of a smart kid.
This,this,this,this,this,this and this are further examples.